The Horny Elf

The Horny Elf often carried a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would experiment on. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Elf always kept a set of lego that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

The Horny Elf owned a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a new activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Elf searched for a can of coke that they would put on his head. One might say this is a weird operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Horny Elf desperately wanted a crown that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A crown was the thing that was opted for.