The Careful Elf

The Careful Elf desperately searched for a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Careful Elf desperately craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Careful Elf desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes play with. This seems a strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Careful Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Careful Elf always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.