His Naughty Elf

His Naughty Elf desired a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be an astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a hat is the item to select.

His Naughty Elf needed a set of lego to smash. It should be a new thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Naughty Elf desperately looked for a sponge that they would often hug. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Naughty Elf needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

His Naughty Elf desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge being the thing opted for.

His Naughty Elf needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar of all things.