A Special Elf

A Special Elf desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

A Special Elf carried a vibrator that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be epic. A vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Special Elf wanted a stapler that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

A Special Elf always had with them a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Special Elf often carried a porno magazine to put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

A Special Elf desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.