The Lucky Elf

The Lucky Elf desperately wanted a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A condom is the thing to choose.

The Lucky Elf often carried a block of cheese that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Lucky Elf desperately wanted a stretchman that they liked to eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A stretchman is the item to select.

The Lucky Elf had a bag of poop that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Elf desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a set square having that done to it

The Lucky Elf desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes drop. It might have been a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.