The Eccentric Elf

The Eccentric Elf desired a set of lego to rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Elf looked for a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Elf craved for a vibrator that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator having that done to it

The Eccentric Elf had a CD player to annihilate It would have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Elf carried a sponge that they would occasionally share. This is certainly an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Elf desperately desired a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a crown was the thing that was opted for.