A Beautiful Elf

A Beautiful Elf owned a ball that they would sometimes demolish. It might be an unusual operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was wonderous. Honestly, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Beautiful Elf desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Elf desperately searched for a wig that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Elf always had with them a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Elf owned a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.