The Horny Elf

The Horny Elf had a toilet brush that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Horny Elf needed a pint of cider that they would often annihilate It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Elf searched for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Elf had a sponge to put down their trousers. It is an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Elf had a little monkey that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

The Horny Elf desperately needed a hat that they sometimes drop. It might have been a weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen item.