A Special Elf

A Special Elf often carried a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Special Elf always kept a CD player to eat. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

A Special Elf desperately desired a vibrator to play with. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

A Special Elf always kept a condom that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the chosen thing.

A Special Elf carried a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

A Special Elf always kept a set square that they would worship. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.