A Cute Elf

A Cute Elf needed a sponge to smash. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was simply life. A sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Cute Elf desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

A Cute Elf desperately looked for a hat that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat was the item that was chosen.

A Cute Elf needed a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Elf desired a custard pie that they would throw. It might be a different suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Cute Elf always kept a hat that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a hat being the item opted for.