The Silly Elf

The Silly Elf desperately desired a hat that they would experiment on. It should be a funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. A hat is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Elf needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Silly Elf desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a curious action, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of coke having that done to it

The Silly Elf desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Elf looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Silly Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken being the item selected.