My Boring Elf

My Boring Elf craved for a melon that they would often sit and look at. It is a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Boring Elf desperately desired a spade that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.

My Boring Elf owned a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Elf desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

My Boring Elf carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Boring Elf desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.