Her Foolish Elf

Her Foolish Elf had a sword that they would sleep with. This could be considered an unusual thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

Her Foolish Elf had a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly curious proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

Her Foolish Elf looked for a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

Her Foolish Elf desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Elf desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Elf desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.