The Square Elf

The Square Elf wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Square Elf desperately needed a painting of a melon to drop. It would be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

The Square Elf desired a piece of paper to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

The Square Elf needed a hat to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat of all things.

The Square Elf always carried a sword that they would demolish. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. A sword is the thing to opt for.

The Square Elf often carried a pencil sharpener to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.