Hungry Elf

Hungry Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Hungry Elf carried a tomato to cuddle. It should be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a tomato having that done to it

Hungry Elf always carried a vibrator that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

Hungry Elf desperately desired a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

Hungry Elf often carried a sword that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

Hungry Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it