His Gentle Elf

His Gentle Elf owned a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Elf found a little monkey that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

His Gentle Elf owned a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

His Gentle Elf had a bat that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat being the item opted for.

His Gentle Elf had a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

His Gentle Elf searched for a lava lamp that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.