Their Famous Elf

Their Famous Elf desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A mug is the thing that was chosen.

Their Famous Elf wanted a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

Their Famous Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

Their Famous Elf carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

Their Famous Elf always kept a set square that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

Their Famous Elf always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.