His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf desperately searched for a sponge to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Elf often carried a cucumber that they liked to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a cucumber was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Elf wanted a stretchman that they would often rub on his belly. It was a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf always carried a pen that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a weird activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Elf craved for a cup that they would embrace. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.