The Purple Elf

The Purple Elf desperately searched for a computer that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a computer of all things.

The Purple Elf carried a set square that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a set square is the item to select.

The Purple Elf desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Purple Elf always kept a wig to throw. It is considered to be a different exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A wig being the item selected.

The Purple Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It would have been a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Purple Elf desired a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a bat was the chosen item.