The Different Elf

The Different Elf owned a spade to drop. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade was the chosen item.

The Different Elf desperately wanted a painting of a melon to break. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Different Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Different Elf found a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Different Elf desperately craved for a can of coke to sleep with. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to opt for.