My Colourful Elf

My Colourful Elf found a custard pie to worship. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Colourful Elf wanted a bag of flour that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Colourful Elf wanted a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It would be a weird idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

My Colourful Elf always kept a magic 8 ball that they would break. This seems a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

My Colourful Elf desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

My Colourful Elf desperately desired a teapot that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A teapot is the thing to opt for.