Lucky Elf

Lucky Elf desperately needed a little monkey that they would annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Lucky Elf searched for a chocolate bar that they would sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

Lucky Elf found a pint of beer that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Lucky Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Lucky Elf always had with them a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Lucky Elf looked for a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.