The Special Elf

The Special Elf wanted a computer that they would break. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

The Special Elf desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often break. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Special Elf desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Special Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It is an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Special Elf always had with them a crown that they would often worship. It was considered to be an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.

The Special Elf looked for a pen that they would often smash. This seems an original thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Strangely, a pen would be the item that was selected.