My Naughty Elf

My Naughty Elf needed a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A stapler would be the item that was selected.

My Naughty Elf craved for a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf always had with them a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Naughty Elf desperately searched for a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Naughty Elf desperately searched for a can of coke to eat. It is a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

My Naughty Elf desperately craved for a lava lamp to drop. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing selected.