A Naughty Elf

A Naughty Elf desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Elf had a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Naughty Elf desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Elf desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. This seems an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Elf carried a toilet brush to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

A Naughty Elf always carried a painting of a melon that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.