His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf always kept a computer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf searched for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Eccentric Elf found a wig that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. A wig would be the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf desperately desired a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It was an odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.