The Handsome Elf

The Handsome Elf desperately searched for a bag of poop to embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Handsome Elf often carried a stapler to demolish. It should have been an original action, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Elf always kept a dildo that they would demolish. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Elf desperately craved for a hat that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

The Handsome Elf always had with them a porno magazine to put on his head. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Elf desperately needed a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it was miraculous. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.