Her Unusual Elf

Her Unusual Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

Her Unusual Elf often carried a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Her Unusual Elf desired a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Her Unusual Elf looked for a can of coke that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke being the chosen item.

Her Unusual Elf searched for a cup that they liked to smash. It should have been a bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Her Unusual Elf found a porno magazine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.