My Cheerful Elf

My Cheerful Elf craved for a dildo that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Cheerful Elf needed a bag of poop that they would eat. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

My Cheerful Elf desperately searched for a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

My Cheerful Elf needed a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Cheerful Elf craved for a pen that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

My Cheerful Elf always kept a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.