Their Funny Elf

Their Funny Elf often carried a dildo that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Elf always kept a sponge that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny Elf owned a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a melon having that done to it

Their Funny Elf always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Their Funny Elf always kept a condom that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Their Funny Elf always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.