The Famous Elf

The Famous Elf carried a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a curious operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Famous Elf craved for a custard pie that they would sleep with. It was a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Elf desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Famous Elf desperately wanted a radiator that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

The Famous Elf desperately craved for a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Famous Elf carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.