His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf carried a stretchman to play with. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

His Blue Elf desperately craved for a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Blue Elf always kept a radiator to cuddle. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

His Blue Elf desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a curious approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

His Blue Elf desperately needed a sword that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Blue Elf searched for a block of cheese to worship. It would be a fairly new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the item to select.