His Foolish Elf

His Foolish Elf desperately searched for a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

His Foolish Elf always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

His Foolish Elf desperately needed a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A computer was the chosen thing.

His Foolish Elf desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

His Foolish Elf had a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

His Foolish Elf desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen item.