The Chinese Elf

The Chinese Elf craved for a hat to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf owned a mug that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Elf desired a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. It is an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Chinese Elf craved for a crown to drop. This is certainly an original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.