The Retarded Fish

The Retarded Fish desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Fish had a block of cheese that they would often annihilate This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Retarded Fish found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Retarded Fish carried a crown to share. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Fish desired a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Fish carried a sponge that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was amazing. A sponge would be the item that was opted for.