His Bum Loving Fish

His Bum Loving Fish searched for a CD player that they liked to smash. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Fish owned a teapot that they sometimes hug. It might be a curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be out of this world. Strangely, a teapot of all things.

His Bum Loving Fish desperately desired a custard pie that they would cuddle. It was a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to select.

His Bum Loving Fish always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

His Bum Loving Fish desperately looked for a set square that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be fun. Remarkably, a set square is the item to select.

His Bum Loving Fish carried a wig that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.