The Confused Fish

The Confused Fish desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who expected that this idea was exciting. A chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Confused Fish desperately wanted a pint of beer to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Fish desired a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Fish wanted a stretchman that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Confused Fish had a sack of potatoes that they would often worship. It might be a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Confused Fish desperately searched for a little monkey to drop. It was considered to be a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item chosen.