His Weary Fish

His Weary Fish desperately craved for a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was selected.

His Weary Fish owned a cup that they would occasionally break. It would be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be sublime. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Weary Fish owned a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

His Weary Fish wanted a bat to cuddle. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen thing.

His Weary Fish desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Weary Fish needed a rubber chicken to demolish. It might be an odd operation, to most, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.