The Troubled Fish

The Troubled Fish always carried a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Troubled Fish searched for a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Troubled Fish desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Fish wanted a porno magazine that they would hug. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was awesome. A porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Fish desperately desired a spade that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Fish looked for a computer that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was chosen.