Her Purple Fish

Her Purple Fish wanted a wig to smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Fish owned a dildo to rub on his belly. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a dildo being the item opted for.

Her Purple Fish found a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Fish desperately wanted a stapler that they would play with. One might consider this to be a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A stapler is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Fish needed a bag of flour that they would demolish. This is certainly an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Her Purple Fish owned a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.