The Bum Loving Fish

The Bum Loving Fish craved for a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fish owned a custard pie to cuddle. One might say this is an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Fish owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Bum Loving Fish desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would throw. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fish craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Fish craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.