The Talented Fisherman

The Talented Fisherman always carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to drop. It was a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Fisherman carried a cup that they would often drop. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be exciting. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

The Talented Fisherman had a cheese grater that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

The Talented Fisherman desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Talented Fisherman craved for a dildo that they sometimes worship. It was an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Fisherman desperately needed a melon that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.