A Grumpy Fisherman

A Grumpy Fisherman had a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Fisherman wanted a can of coke that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Fisherman searched for a piece of paper to eat. It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper of all things.

A Grumpy Fisherman often carried a dildo that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Fisherman searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Fisherman craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.