Her Colourful Fisherman

Her Colourful Fisherman desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

Her Colourful Fisherman always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Her Colourful Fisherman searched for a sack of potatoes to throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was wonderful. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Colourful Fisherman craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Her Colourful Fisherman needed a computer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Colourful Fisherman carried a custard pie that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item chosen.