The Crazy Fisherman

The Crazy Fisherman desired a spade that they would break. This seems to be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Fisherman desperately craved for a little monkey to put up their bum. It should be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Fisherman found a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Crazy Fisherman always carried a teapot that they would sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

The Crazy Fisherman owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Fisherman desperately needed a set of lego that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.