Her Fat Fisherman

Her Fat Fisherman always carried a bat that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat being the item selected.

Her Fat Fisherman wanted a bat that they would put in the bath with him. It is a strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Fisherman found a spade that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.

Her Fat Fisherman desperately searched for a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Her Fat Fisherman desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Fisherman searched for a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.