My Red Fisherman

My Red Fisherman always carried a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

My Red Fisherman owned a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

My Red Fisherman desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Red Fisherman often carried a bat that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

My Red Fisherman desperately looked for a toilet brush to put up their bum. It was a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

My Red Fisherman craved for a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.