My Dodgy Fisherman

My Dodgy Fisherman owned a sword to sleep with. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

My Dodgy Fisherman wanted a mug that they would play with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

My Dodgy Fisherman desired a bag of poop that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Fisherman desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Fisherman desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Fisherman owned a computer that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly new idea, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.