My Stupid Fisherman

My Stupid Fisherman desired a helmet that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

My Stupid Fisherman desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen item.

My Stupid Fisherman desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put on his head. It was a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Stupid Fisherman always kept a block of cheese that they would often hug. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Fisherman always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Fisherman always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.