My Purple Fisherman

My Purple Fisherman desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd proposal, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.

My Purple Fisherman had a rubber chicken that they would try to balance on their head. It was an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

My Purple Fisherman needed a Harry Potter wand that they would demolish. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

My Purple Fisherman wanted a CD player that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A CD player being the chosen item.

My Purple Fisherman looked for a pint of cider to cuddle. It was an odd thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Purple Fisherman always kept a pint of cider that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.